Fly Like An Eagle

Well I never could fly like an eagle
'Cos I don't have the wings
And I never could swim like a dolphin
'Cos no one gave me fins
And I never could climb like a monkey climbs
And swing from tree to tree (Have a banana)

Well I never could run like a racehorse
'Cos I don't have four legs
And I never could cluck like a chicken
And I'll never lay an egg
And I never could eat like a pelican can
With one enormous beak (Throw me a sardine)

Well I never could drink like an elephant
'Cos I don't have a trunk
And I never could look like an aardvark
Or smell just like a skunk
And I never could snap like a crocodile
'Cos I don't have sharp teeth (Gimme the mouthwash)