Waiting For Rain

Harry
Once all the animals were on board
Noah and his son’s waited for rain
Larry
They waited
Harry
And waited
Harry
Can you hear that everyone
This could be it
Larry
Ah that’s better Ok toilet's free What
Well when you’ve gotta you’ve gotta go
Harry
Be quiet
Harry
Ahhh now there's no mistaking that sound
Methuselah
What's that what’s that you say
Hold on I'm watering the Cauliflowers
I'll turn it off
Harry
Shhhh
Methuselah
Ohhhh sorry Ahaaaahaaa
Larry
When will it rain
Noah
Grandad Methuselah are you coming with us or not
Methuselah
Not I’m too busy
Anyway there’s no flood.
I’m not going anywhere I've got better things
To do with my time
Shem
Wow lightning
Ham
1 2 3
Shem
What is he doing
Japeth
I believe he’s counting the gap between the
Lightning and the thunder to see how far away
The storm is
Ham
9 10 10 I can get ten fingers in my mouth watch
Japeth
It’s 2 miles away
Ham
Wow the sky's getting darker
Japeth
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Ham
Is there going to be a storm
Shem
I reckon so
Japeth
It's getting close now 1 2
Shem
Look at the sky it's really dark
Japeth
1 2
Ham
I'm scared
Japeth
It’s rain rain Dad was right
It really is raining
Shem
Wahoo
Ham
Are we flooded Is that the flood
Japeth
Of course that’s not the flood
That wouldn’t even flood a gold fish
Shem
Oh I really thought that was it then
Ham
Me too
Methuselah
A hahahah Hahahahaha
Call that a flood
A hahahahah Oh look there’s a flying pig
This ark will be the biggest white elephant
In history
Ham
We don’t have any white elephants on board
Shall I go and find two
Japeth
Be quiet just be quiet